the way the cockroach died..

so the other day i just got back to my room and i found a dying (or almost) cockroach near my shelves. =__________=x

[cue gasps]

 

so i decided to..erm..give a little “help”.

 

got the sprays and did it. like, maintaining a distance of 50cm?

 

yeap.

 

then cleared the crime scene and threw it all off. even disinfected the area.

 

then, i texted him.

 

me: a cockroach just died in my room..=_=

him: oh?

me: ya..

him: how did it die? jumped off something? suicide by drinking poison?

me: =_= (like a car) skidded and turtled..and i helped by giving it  poison…..

 

 

so that’s how the cockroach died.

 

the end.

=_____=